Anibal Sanchez continued his career mastery of the Rockies by mixing fastballs and breaking balls to keep the Roxbola hitters off balance pitching the Detroit Tigers to a 4-0 victory. Jorge De La Rosa had a bad case of hiccups in the third inning after two outs and bases empty in the third inning. A hustle double, HBP, a Miguel Cabrerra RBI single, and a Victor Martinez 3-run homer later, the Roxbolas were on their way to a 4-0 loss.
A special charter plane will transport the Roxbolas who are afflicted with the Montbola disease back home where they will be quarantined and treated at Coors Field by the Dr. Cubs. Then it’s on to Chase Field where the Dr. Dbacks will attempt to bury the Roxbolas with honor. Meanwhile the RWO trio (EdtheUmp, TJ in Phoenix, and rmh) will be treated at the Jose Cuervas chamber with visitation by their lovely significant others.